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The Mystique of Manhood
The Women’s March in Washington, D.C has motivated me to write an exposé that’ll blow the lid off the code of silence (bro code) of the brotherhood of men. I can no longer abide with the cover up and fraud that men have perpetuated upon women. At the risk of losing my subscription to Esquire Magazine, I’ll debunk the myths and misconceptions of the mystique of manhood. It’ll be a tell all, name names (like Thomas, Richard and Harry) and scandalous mea culpa. In all fairness, I want to give my followers and fans, especially the male ones, fair warning and a preview of what to except when my exposé explodes upon the public. I’m sure I will receive hate mail and threats from my fellow males for violating the bro code. Sorry guys, but the time has come. Our women have spoken. Here’s a preview: Myth Number 1: Men leave the toilet seat up as a way of marking their territory. The Truth: Men can’t remember to put the seat down. At a very early age, men learn not to pee on the toilet lid and/or seat, so they remember to raise them. However, whenever men manage to get 80% of their urine into the toilet, they are so proud of themselves that they forget to put the seat down. Sorry. Myth Number 2: Men will never admit when they are wrong. The Truth: Okay, I got nothing. This one is true. Wait! Did I just admit that I was wrong? Maybe there is something here. I’ll get back to you on this. However, men don’t like to be embarrassed in front of women. Myth Number 3: Men have an unerring sense of direction and won’t admit when they’re lost. The Truth: Men are no better at directions than women are. There, I said it! Why don’t men admit when they are lost and ask for directions? See Myth Number 2. When driving alone, men will seek out another brother and ask for directions. When driving with a female, some men will drive around for hours hoping their female passenger will recognize a landmark. Women navigate by landmarks. Myth Number 3: Men like to barbeque. The Truth: This one is easy to debunk. Men like meat and will eat almost any meat whether it’s cooked or not (except sushi). The truth is that since men came out of caves walking upright, fire has fascinated them. Sometimes men will go out and start the grill just to watch it burn without anything cooking. Myth Number 4: Men are poor dressers. The Truth: Not True! Men know how to dress. However, men do like to be the center of attention. The best way to do that is to wear something inappropriate. Men have been known to wear black socks with sandals just to get attention from significant others (and daughters). Myth Number 5: Men don’t like Opera. The Truth: Not true. Men admire opera. We thought her show was good, and her O Magazine has articles that even men can enjoy. Oh, wait. Did I say Opera? I meant to say Oprah. My mistake. Sorry. Never mind. Myth Number 6: Men have trouble expressing their feelings. The Truth: Bull crap! Men have no problem expressing their feelings... to other men. Whenever men gather in small groups for poker or golf, the conversation always turns to feelings. Men perpetuate the idea that they talk about women in these gathering, but it’s simply not the case. Men think that expressing feelings with women is a sign of weakness, so they don’t do it. In addition, it usually starts a long conversation, and men do hate long conversations. Myth Number 7: Men are good at killing bugs and spiders. The Truth: Another myth. Men are afraid of bugs and spiders too. People believe that since men are supposed to be hunters that they enjoy killing bugs. Men got over that a long time ago. They hate to be the one to kill them. To look heroic in front of women, men will stock and ritually kill pieces of lint and dust bunnies. I know some men that save those fake plastic spiders from Halloween and scatter them around the house. This goes back to men wanting to be the center of attention – Myth 4. Myth Number 8: Men are better than women are at math. The Truth: Not true. Only women have the ability to multiply. Case closed. Myth Number 9. When a sexy woman walks by, the first thing men look at is her butt. The Truth: Simply not true. I think I can speak for all men when I say this. When a sexy woman walks by, the first thing I look at is the back of her head. Then I ask myself, “I wonder if she has a brain to go along with that really nice ass?” Myth Number 10. Men are afraid of commitment. The Truth: Also not true. Men aren’t afraid of commitment – they are afraid of women. All women scare the hell out of us. Myth Number 11. Men like dogs better than cats. The Truth: It’s not that men like dogs better than cats – they don’t. It’s just that men get excited and confused when women ask men if they would like a little “pussy.” The conversation never ends well. It is easier to talk about dogs, although they can be bitches too. Myth Number 12: Men don’t have close friends the way women do. The Truth: This is another popular myth perpetuated by men. All men have a secret Facebook page. On that page, they have many friends including ex-girlfriends/wives, your sisters, and that good-looking divorcee next door. They also have secret Twitter, Linkedin and Pinterest accounts. Myth Number 13: Men don’t listen. The Truth: I’m sorry. What were you saying? Myth Number 14: Men aren’t sincere when they say they are sorry and it won’t happen again. The Truth: Okay, there’s a nugget of truth in this myth. Let’s face it - men are stubborn. The truth is that by the time men finally get around to saying they’re sorry, they’ve forgotten what they’re sorry about, so they just say the words. Myth Number 15. Men will cheat if given the opportunity. The Truth: Okay, this is basically true. However, women must share part of the blame. If there were no women to cheat with, men would not cheat. Myth Number 16. Men don’t cry. The Truth: Absolutely false. Men do cry; for example, when our favorite sports team loses, or our Alma Mater loses, or the best player on one of our teams gets traded. Men just don’t cry in public or in front of women. Myth Number 17. Men don’t have feelings. The Truth: Men do have feelings. For example, we feel hunger. Myth Number 18. Men don’t like to hug other men. The Truth: This is another myth. Men hug as long as they can slap each other hard on the back. Myth Number 19: Men have fragile egos. The Truth: I resemble that remark. I couldn’t disagree more. Our egos are just find if no one hurts our feelings. Myth Number 20: Men are basically color blind. The Truth: Okay, this one is basically true. Of course, there are some exceptional men who are fashion designers and interior decorators. The rest of us have no idea what teal, periwinkle, mauve, marsala and ochre are. I hope this helps you women who are trying to understand men. My expose may be published soon. For e-books by me, visit http://smashwords.com/profile/view/monteranderson. Follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/monteranderson Follow my blog at http://monteranderson-author.com or http://monteranderson.wordpress.com

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4 Awesome Animation Tips to Impress Your School Teacher
Every student wants to stand out in a group of students. Through impressive presentations, you can give yourself an edge. Even if you have added all the information in your presentation you still might lose out. This is because the accuracy of the information is not the only thing that counts. The way you present that information determines what impact it would have on the audience. One of the ways to make impressive presentations is to add animations to your presentations. A little bit of animation goes a long way in adding uniqueness to your work. Animations, however, are hard to make and sometimes really expensive too. Many of the animation softwares online are available for free and using those you can benefit a lot!

Once you have signed up to any of the free animation services online, follow these four tips below to make the most out of your experience.

Making Use Of Different Styles Of Animation

The foremost decision you must make is what style of animation to use. If you take my advice, I would recommend that you go with whatever style suits your particular presentation. Depending on the nature of your assignment, you can decide between the Infographics style and the fun Doodle marker style. Another important thing to remember is that you use the same style of animation throughout your presentation and not alternate between two or more styles. Consistency will increase the overall appeal of your video.

Using Music In Your Videos

For a presentation to be successful, you need to set a mood of the crowd and the teacher. Adding a little bit of music or sounds for that matter will go a long way in setting a tone during your presentation. Catchy music will lead to the school teacher being more attentive to what you are trying to convey through the presentation. You wouldn’t want the teachers and students to sit bored while you are presenting so it is better to add music! If you have difficulty finding what music to add, you can download royalty free music from many websites.

Insert Various Animated Assets

Many video makerslet you make animation very efficiently. If you are able to make your own animations and add them to presentation than that would be the best thing to do. If you are unable to make your own, you can always make use of free animation available in many video makers. From multiple objects to people, you can find the one suitable for your presentation. Even in this case, I would advise you to stick to one style of inserted animation to establish a consistency in your work. Some makers let you add your own artwork and animate it.

Text Should Always Be Animated

Although you might not know this but animating the text can go a long way in making your presentation the best one among your class fellows. It can have the effect of hooking everyone to your presentation. From fading to flying in, any sort of animation to text will work magic for you.

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Stella Jack at McGill and is a secondary school teacher in London, United Kingdom. She is also a great writer and currently she is writing a book on digital video production service where she did well and deep researched on this video technology.

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Ecommerce has built her own space in the business industry over the years. It is true that there are countless ecommerce websites attempting to sell tons of products. At the same time, you need to analyze another side to this. Are all of these websites noticed and used by people frequently? Not at all! Only a handful seems to be identified and repeatedly used. The reason could be many and we are here to find what those reasons could be: Price of Products A very basic reason for us to start upon as we all, have an eagle for great discounts and offers. So, price beholds the rule of this game. You have a stock of eye catching price offers and that can drive customers into your lane of sales. Research Well done research always pays off. Find out what your competitors do, take control and devise schemes that seem different and lead people to visit and purchase from your website. Security Who enters a place that is not secure? No one! So, make your ecommerce website secure, safe and enable money transactions that are understandable and less time consuming during check outs. Support It is easy for anyone to buy anything from any store around the world. But if happen to encounter a problem, will they help? That is the issue most of the customers like me face today. No one to take up our queries, and give solutions in a reasonable way! Make sure that you are answerable for whatever your customers ask you. These are sure shot signs of a reliable ecommerce website. Make sure you have included these qualities into yours, and watch the difference shine in a positive light.

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Yes, you read that right! Spook, means scare a person. When we set up any website, we need to look into the certain aspects like whether the website appeals to the mind, eyes and situation. If it does not, there are chances that your website will be the primary cause for driving away customers. Now here we are looking at shopping carts and there are some that seem to be the favorite of online buyers, whereas certain seemed to be looked upon with a doubt eye. So, if you are a shopping cart owner or intend to create one- make sure that your website does not alienate people Keep a few things in mind: • Allow the buyer to view his cart before, the person, proceeds to the checkout area. Many people feel the BUY button comes too soon, even before they have an idea of what all they have added to the cart. • Give an option for them to view the price that has to be paid after adding in the expenses like shipping charges. This helps them plan properly. • The site should give an affirmation that a certain product has been added to the cart. In some shopping cart websites, people are unsure of what action had been taken and hence repeat the ‘add to cart’ option. This causes double expenditure and they realize it only at the time of checkout. So, be sensible. Think of making your shopping cart website a problem free one. A new style and thought is what customers always look out for. Make sure that website leads the way to a rightful change.

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Hidler's Point
BULLIED, RIDICULED, SCORNED Hidler hates the world. Growing up in a dysfunctional environment, Hidler confronts his mother’s values and his father’s contradictory demands. After reaching adulthood, he finds the world no different than in his youth—contradictory, ambiguous, and paradoxical. Hidler’s view becomes an ever changing, shifting, and aimless condition only to face its consequence. Therefore, he finds fault in everything. Believing he is right, but the world sees him differently—an incompatible outsider. Unable to change, it affects his life and his relationships. In the end, he becomes lost—what is right, and what is wrong. His world crumbles before his eyes.

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